GiGi & Genesis: Girlfriends are the best! They like to do everything together. When they find me in their house, they quickly drop to their knees.

Lauren Phoenix: I saw her coming out of a store, so I knew she would be easy. whores are a cinch.

Pink: I slipped the doorman $50 to let me into her building. I waited in her apartment and surprised her with my dick.

Bailey: The mall is a great hot spot for picking up girls. I followed this one home from the store and fucked her in the ass!!

Jamie: Here's another chick who doesn't always lock her doors. After my little visit, she'll probably rethink that policy.